Pigs are evil. They are the only animals who will eat bones. They will grind your bones to eat it. I’m telling you, do not trust a pig until it’s bacon
—Thomas also dislikes pigs
You are getting stranger and needier by the day
He was really biffed. He could murder me with his jaw!
—Thomas has joined a gym
Well, you know what they say - don’t trust a cat until it’s dead!
I like to think that I have a few potential Emmys, i.e. had I decided to pursue a career in entertainment, I would probably have been good enough for an Emmy, at least. I’ve simply decided to devote my energy to something slightly more important for, you know, society.
On another note, “Emmy” awards always make me laugh because of Emmi, the yoghurt specialist.
—Thomas sharing his views on Emmy and Emmi
Seen how I showered this morning, and other factors, I believe I still have alcohol in my bloodstream. Also, I started laughing hysterically on avenue de la chasse by thinking of the word ‘minge’, which I find hilarious.
‘Oh…What a lovely minge!
—Thomas, just pleased not to have a hangover
blah blah blob blob
- Thomas (attaching a picture of his Eurostar ticket): Blah blah blah blah Anderlecht blah blah blah Lil’loophole blah blah blah blah tunnel underwater blah blah blob blob blah ashford hahahaha blah blah blah fucking hell blah blah Olympics chai latte blah blah blah
- Ben: Now I'm guessing you were going over to London that weekend anyway, but had you already booked it and perchance booked adjacent seating to us, or have you since booked that seat?
- Thomas: Ben doesn’t seem pleased that we are going on a train ride together to London :(
Thank you for your eulogy, Bendik. I think this one could make it to the blog about me which is not managed by myself.
Why hasn’t anyone said the following yet: No need to bring any tramps, as T-10000 will clearly out-tramp them all. PS: I’m really sad I can’t make it.
PPS: Did you guys know that the T-10000 argument machine was developed by “engineers” from Sweden and Greece who, originally, wanted to keep their solutions proprietary (because they had been influenced by the Swiss, and everyone knows that the Swiss like to keep their stuff to themselves). But then, the T-10000 was exposed to some tree huggin’ hippies from Denmark at the 2006 (?) “Linux / open source code” festival, and all of a sudden the code behind the T-10000 was revealed (later made available through Wikileaks). These days it is difficult for the neutral bystander to ascertain whether the T-10000 is, in fact, a Danish or Swiss product. Some have claimed the machine is “sweet like Swiss chocolate” whereas others are more reminded of the rotten stench from day 4 (of 4) of the Roskilde festival. When the T-10000 speaks, it speaks Danish so well that even Norwegians can understand it. The Danish can’t, though, but they don’t understand each other either.
—T10000, by B-fuck
Why do you all want to bring tramps to my nice apartment?
—Thomas feels houseproud
If T-10000 had written “212” the first sentence would have been different.
Hey! I can be AM the answer
I’m ready to dance when the vamp up
Etc.
—B-fuck, on Thomas and hip hop
Boooom!
- Thomas: "Common chicory, Cichorium intybus,[1] is a somewhat woody, perennial herbaceous plant usually with bright blue flowers, rarely white or pink. Various varieties are cultivated for salad leaves, chicons (blanched buds), or for roots (var. sativum), which are baked, ground, and used as a coffee substitute and additive." From wikipedia. So turns out, I was wrong to believe they are different things. But that’s about as wrong as I was, friends.
- The Law: WAIT! I now remember something about this. I think it was used as a coffee substitute in the UK during the second world war. The Germans used acorns.
- Thomas: L-fuck, you don’t have to ‘remember’ as I have just schooled you.
Once you’ve gone PLUX, you’ll never go… FLUX???
—Discussing Place Lux
I think he takes no issue with you because he can sense that you’re irish. Or at least irish enough.
Yes, I believe the whole story has a very simple explanation: the midget is not only a midget, he is actually a racist midget.
—Thomas, at war with a midget
